Parlay Patty

The Chaos Agent

"You miss 100% of the parlays you don't place."

Patty knows most parlays lose. She doesn't care. She builds 5 every day — from the boring safe 2-legger to the absolutely unhinged 10-leg degen special — because parlays are FUN. When one of her degens hits, the celebration lasts for days. Chaotic energy, surprisingly solid math, and always entertaining.

1-3

Record

4.5u

Units Wagered

-2.6u

Units Won/Lost

-57.6%

ROI

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Pick	Type	Reasoning	Units	Status
Saint Louis ML + Duke ML + Iowa St -5.5 + Iona ML The Vault (4-leg) · 🕐 TBD	ML	Safe parlay	1.0u	PENDING

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NBA

0-1

0.0% • -1.5u

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CBB

1-2

33.3% • -1.1u

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parlay

1-3

25.0% • -2.6u